do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
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do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
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Let’s give them a round of applause!

I love this lady
(Source: uncommononsense, via hints-of-sarcasm)

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.
My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2
My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.
Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.
This could SAVE a life.
Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.
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(Source: kushandwizdom, via hints-of-sarcasm)
those white ppl better watch out now
with each cramp i grow stronger

(Source: myboobscantelltheweatherr, via ohio-isnot-onfire)
- standing up
- thinking clearly
- thinking
- focusing on what I’m doing
- remembering why I walked to the kitchen
- reading for more than 5 minutes
- remembering the previous sentence when I start reading the next
- getting out of the sofa to go cook something
- eating within half an…
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What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
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